Full Name: The Prophet (yes you may bow now) Occupation: Outright Crotchiteer jock Size: More than meets the eye Likes: Lots of what McTitties likes except kittens. Also pettin my crotch, exhibitionism, and gettin down to the beat of Hu Hu. Dislikes: Crickets, herpes, chics who can't do a decent BJer, the shart, n00bs, people who can't spell boob backwards, and std penile checks Fun Facts: Occassional moos for some reason, loves to hold my ground and crotch the enemy, great lover (just ask!), cro(t)cheter at heart, and lettin it all hang out.
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