Full Name: Horrace P. McTitties
Occupation: >CG< Clan Co-Founder, Professional Sasquatch Hunter, Part-Time Homeless Bum
Bra Size: 69DDD
Likes: Ownage, BFG, Long Walks on the Beach, Cotton Panties, Romance Novels, Kittens, Puffy Shirts, Tig 'Ol Bitties
Dislikes: Fatties, Stinky Vag, Hairy Nipples, Ear Wax, Clowns, Newbies who disrespect The Crotch!
Fun Facts: He Invented Lettuce - Holds A PHD in Crotchonomics - Can Catch a Fly with Chopsticks